The article in your link says:

The federal government has predicted a "near normal" hurricane season for the Atlantic with a 25% chance of above-normal outbreaks and 25% chance of below-normal outbreaks -- though overall, forecasters expressed a greater degree of uncertainty this year than they have in past years.

Now that really narrows it down, doesn't it? LOL. You let us know when one is getting close, Dan, and we'll all pour ourselves a cocktail and celebrate the excitement along with you!