I hear ya, Jill! LOL I still refer to the flyswatter as the (ready for this) swatswyer! That's what my son called it when he was about Lily's age. One particularly fond memory is our Andy (about age 5) singing, as my husband carried him up the stairs to bed, the theme from Baretta... "Don't go to bed with your wife on your head. Don't do it!" I nearly pee'd my pants. The words, of course (sung by Sammy Davis Jr.) were "Don't go to bed with a PRICE on your head..."

God bless their little distorted perceptions, what! LOL

"...Songs to aging children come... Aging children, I am one..."
~~Joni Mitchell